Monday, October 15, 2012

Fire, Water, Earth and Air - Deborah I. Mahy

Book - Fire, Water, Earth and Air - Deborah I. Mahy
Where I got it - This book was written by a lady that went to Linden Park Church, my parents bought it for ten dollars for my sister when I was little.
Why I never read it before - It didn't interest me as a child.
My rating - 0.5/5

Review - 

This book is crap.  I enjoyed it to a certain point, but I have to say I enjoyed it much more when I read it the first time...When it was call The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.  This book has to be just about the biggest rip-off novel that I have ever read.  As I was reading it, I thought 'there is no way that any publisher in their right mind would allow this book to be produced.'  One of the 'author comments' on the back is written by a lady who I know also goes to Linden Park Church.  I looked up 'Ashlin Books', who is the publisher, and can't find anything about them on Google.  I think that this book must be self-published and I feel bad for any kid that read this and thought it was awesome before they ever read any of CS Lewis' Narnia books.
Basically the story goes, a girl named Elaine Maddock (which happens to mean Light, Fire) is obsessed with reading 'lots of books about people finding magical worlds' (the only one that is specifically mentioned are the Narnia books).  She and her friends Adam Boliston (meaning red earth and clay), Brooke Coburn (meaning Brooke an Stream) and Clarence "Clark" Zoltan (meaning clear life) set out on an adventure to find a magical world.
They randomly meet a lady, named Mrs. Nestor (meaning traveller), who gives Elaine a book that has magic poems in it that give them clues to finding the magical world.  It turns out that Mrs. Nestor is the gatekeeper to the world and the four children travel through her clock to into the world of Keenan.
Once in Keenan they meet a butterfly named Parveneh (which, of course, means butterfly in Persian). He tells them that they are the 'Four Human Elements' and that the people of Keenan have been waiting for them to come and save the day.  They find out that the princess (Hope) is dying and that they must take her some medicine.  Parveneh gives them the medicine before dying himself.
The children travel along with no problems on a sea creature named Beriah (meaning creature) to meet the Desert Hermit who tells them that to get to the castle they must pass through the dangerous Takara Forest.  He tells them that there are bad people there and that anyone they meet was answer a specific question before they should trust them.
Once they reach the forest they are kidnapped by the 'brown boot dwarfs'.  Elaine and Adam are captured together and Brooke and Clark captured someone else.  Elaine wakes up and overhears the bad guys discussing eating them.  The bad guys leave and Elaine and Adam run away.  They never even see the freaking bad guys, let alone fight them or anything.
They then meet Prince Lowell in the woods and don't even bother to ask him the loyalty question. Lowell (which I know means loyal even though his name meaning isn't mentioned the way everyone else's is) of course turns out to be a good guy and tells them that Brooke and Clark are already at the castle waiting for them.
They go to the castle and meet the Last Wizard who helps them to save the magic of Keenan and then they all go safely back home to discover that only two hours have passed (they're back right in time for Elaine's mom to pick them up).
Now, it's been a long time since I read the Narnia chronicles, so I can't draw exact comparisons, I just know that I felt so many times while reading this book that I was reading something that I had read before.
On top of that complaint, the dialogue was awkward, the characters were boring and this book literally had no conflict in it whatsoever, everything went the way the children wanted it to.
At first I liked how all of the kid's names meant something relating to their element (I love name meaning and have used it in my own writing).  The problem is, every single name in the whole book (almost, but I'll get to that next) meant something important.  Not only did these names mean something, but the author felt the need to point out every single name meaning, which in my opinion pretty much destroys that point of using name meanings for foreshadow and character development. 
Even bigger problem - every name meant something important with the exception of two of the most important characters.  The 'Desert Hermit' (who I would say is this book's Aslan) has a completely stupid and meaningless name.  Also, the 'Last Wizard', what the hell is that?  This guy tells them so much stuff and helps them save the magic of Keenan and that's the name he gets? Pretty pathetic if you ask me.
I have to say, this book pissed me off more than anything I have ever read before. I would not recommend it to anyone. The only reason that I gave it 0.5 was because I liked the idea of the name meaning for the four 'Human Elements'.

Sunday at Tiffany's - James Patterson and Gabrielle Charbonnet

Book - Sunday at Tiffany's - James Patterson and Gabrielle Charbonnet
Where I got it - My mom gave me a couple of books that each have four novels in them. The books are put together by Reader's Digest and are actually condensations of famous novles.
Why I never read it before - The books that were in this special edition didn't appeal to me when I got it.  The idea of them being condensed novels also through me off.
My rating - 4/5 

Review - 

First off, I have to say that these are really well done.  If I didn't know that this was a condensed novel, I never would have guessed.  I expected it feel choppy and not detailed.  It didn't feel like that at all.  The editing is amazing and I wasn't left feeling like anything was left out of the story.
The basic plot of this novel is very cute.  It is about a girl who has an imaginary friend as a child.  When she is nine years old, Michael tells her that he can't be her imaginary friend anymore but that she will forget about him as soon as he is gone.  Michael moves on to another kid, to be their imaginary friend, but Jane doesn't forget.
Years later they run into each other and Jane realises that it was all real all along.  They fall in love and go through some troubles before finally ending up happily married with children at the end of the book.
I liked it a lot surprisingly.  It was a little cheesy and a very light easy read.  There wasn't much depth.  I think that might have something to do with the novel being condensed, maybe if I read the whole thing that plot would have gone a little deeper.  Either it way, it was an enjoyable, if light, read and I would recommend it.

Friday, October 5, 2012

The Boy Next Door - Josie Lloyd and Emilyn Rees

Book - The Boy Next Door - Josie Lloyd and Emilyn Rees
Where I got it - I actually have no memory of ever getting this book and for some reason it wasn't on my original list of books I need to read, even though I know I have never read it before.
Why I never read it before - I don't remember getting it.
My Rating - 4/5

Review -

This book is a good, if a little corny, love story.  It's about two childhood bestfriends who meet up later in life just as one of them is about to get married.  The book is written from the point of view of both Fred and Mickey and shows their current lives as well as their memories of their childhood together.
I really enjoyed seeing the flashbacks to their childhood when they were growing up and falling in love in the eighties. They end up being separated and don't see each other for fifteen years.  It's a great love story and a very easy read.  It is surprisingly well-written and funny for a book of this genre.

1984 - George Orwell

Book - 1984 - George Orwell
Where I got it - I believe I got this out of the laundry room in my old apartment.
Why I never read it before - Just never quite got around too it.
My Rating - 4/5

Review -

I actually really enjoyed this book.  It is absolutely horrifying.  The way that the government controls the world in this book is so scary, because I know that it could actually happen.  The fact that history is changed every day and that there is no real record of what has happened in the past...I can't even imagine.
I won't say too much about this book because I know my mom wants to read it now that I'm finished.  I will say that I didn't much like Julia (the love interest in the book) and that I didn't quite find the ending satisfactory.  It's not that the ending wasn't well done and well written, I just don't like it.